Life is full of Twists & Turns.
What if you had a map?
Hi! Welcome! I’m so happy you’re here! 😊
My name is Jesse and I’ve been studying astrology seriously for 4 years. I first found astrology (beyond the apps and memes) at a really painful and difficult time in my life. The more I learned, the more astounded I was at how accurate everything was. I don’t claim to know how astrology works (I have my theories!), but after looking at thousands of charts, I can say with 100% certainty that it DOES work.
I think of life as a journey, and astrology as a map. If you set off to cross the mystical woods without a map, you’ll probably make it there at some point. But you’ll make wrong turns, feel lost, and be unprepared for obstacles in your path. It will take you longer, and you will suffer more.
This is a really difficult time to be alive, no matter what anyone tells you. It seems there are traps and pitfalls everywhere you look - despair, hopelessness, layoffs, skyrocketing prices, existential dread. When I feel these traps sucking me in, astrology always helps me get out.
As your astrologer, I’ll give you insights like:
Transit Uranus at 0° Gemini is squaring your natal Chiron at 0° Virgo until April 20, 2027. During this time you will feel increased anxiety, but also have the tools and opportunity to look at your wounds and healing in a new way. This transit won’t happen again until 2065. Remember, the universe only gives you challenges they know you can handle. Learn these lessons now so you won’t need to repeat them later.
WHY SEE AN ASTROLOGER?
There’s a lot of astrology content online that’s really fun! I love astrology memes (unless they do Virgos REALLY dirty) and I use apps like CHANI and The Pattern. I can always pick up some new nugget of information or clue reading their horoscopes.
I consider most astrology content on social media to be Pop Astrology. This is generic astrology information that’s often vibes-based. Then there’s App Astrology, which uses algorithms based on the placements in your birth chart to give you more tailored, nuanced, and (usually) fact-based information. Their shortcoming is that they look at your placements individually, not your birth chart as a whole.
I recommend seeing an astrologer when you’re having a tough time and struggling to find your way again, pondering a big decision, or just on your own journey and trying to learn more about yourself and your life path.
Astrology is its own language. I use math, science, art, psychology, and divination to look at your chart, transits, progressions, zodiacal releasing, and more to give you a holistic answer that will actually help you. I’ve often predicted events for my clients and myself to the exact day. I’ve helped my clients take complex, impossible-seeming situations and drill them down to the core issues so they can take actionable steps.
I love astrology and feel deeply connected to the rhythms of the universe. This is my calling, and it’s a language I intuitively speak. You won’t find any gimmicks here - just beautiful, mythical astrology.
Last thing!
I’m neurodivergent and a lesbian, and am deeply committed to my practice being holistic, intersectional, anti-racist, feminist, and a safe space for all people. My life mission is to destroy the patriarchy and capitalism and dance on their ashes. If that’s not your vibe, I may not be the astrologer for you.
I am DEEPLY anti-AI and will never use AI in my practice in any capacity. AI is not conscious and cannot give any insight into astrology besides algorithmic answers that are not fact-checked. Astrology that isn’t rooted in an understanding of the human condition is ultimately shallow and empty.
Ok love you talk to you soon!!!!
XO, Jesse
